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Holllaaaa y’all!!! It’s Hump Day!!! Before we get to the newest Dating Diaries installment, I’m sharing this dream of an outfit. I can’t tell you how much I absolutely LOVE this outfit. It was def one of my faves from my recent trip to Bermuda. I wore this over to a place called the Dock for drinks on the south side of the island. It was the perfect beachy/island outfit for vacation! It is actually two pieces and you can pull the skirt up or down depending on if you want to show any skin. I wore the skirt high-waisted so it looked more like the two pieces were attached. The skirt also looks adorable with a plain white tank and you could even wear the top with some white skinnies or cutoffs.
Dating Diaries: Episode 14
If haven’t had the chance to read the previous Dating Diaries, you can peep them here.
Oh date number 14!!! So, if you haven’t figured out yet by my “Dating Diaries” locations or by my plentiful Taco Tuesday instastory posts….I LOVE MEXICAN FOOD! Anytime I can get my hands on salsa, queso, or guac, I’m in heaven!! Anywhooo, that will make it no surprise that I met date number 14 at another cherished mexican joint called Tex Mex. Man, thinking about it makes me want to runnnnnnn to my car and drive over for a marg and chips!! Taco Tuesday was upon us and when I walked in, I saw date 14 sitting at the bar. I knew it was him bc he had a freshly shaved head like he did in his pics. I don’t know about ya’ll, but I loved a shaved head…I find it very sexy!! So, we were off to a good start. Lol. We got my traditional fave…margs, salsa, guac and chips!! Then, we got down to talkin”. He was very muscly..is that a word? #hubbahubba His muscles sparked convo about the gym and we talked about our respective routines. At the time, I was taking a lot of barre classes #liftoneburn and he was into crossfit. We talked about working out while we were scarfing chips. #cheatday The convo was flowing and from our gym talks we started to transition into chatting about other things that interested us. I talked about teaching, and being creative, and my love of dancing. (ps: if I ever see you out in public and there is music, I WILL dance like a cray cray..bc as Gloria Estefan once said: The Rhythm is Gonna Get Ya’) When it was date 14’s turn to tell me about his passions, he went on to talk about his art. He loved all forms of art, particularly sculpting. Wow!! I thought. He is burly, sexy and sensitive??? What more could a girl want??? He told me all about his ranch style house and how he was turning one of the garages into a studio. Me: I was impressed! He had a great job, was very fit, kind, AND had a really cool sculpting hobby! In my mind, I was already saying “yes” to a second date! We kept the chatting going while we sipped a second marg. I was really digging date 14! After, we paid the tab and made our way to the parking lot, he stopped me. I was getting hyped and excited, hoping he was going to ask me out again. He looked at me and said, “There’s something that I’ve been wanting to tell you all night.” The butterflies were going crazy in my stomach bc I couldn’t wait to hear what he was going to say! I was on the edge of my seat! That is until, he opened his big, fat mouth and said this: “Ya know, I’ve really been noticing your rack all night. I mean, I really, really like them, they are beautiful. I’d like to have a second date with you. You could come over to my studio, and I could sculpt your breasts.” Me= “UMMMM, what?” (I think I said WTF in my head a million times at that point) Him: “No, no, no…it’s not like that. I am an artist..so it wouldn’t be weird for you to be topless and me to sculpt you. I’d only have to touch them for a little bit. It’s a form of art…it’s what I do. I’m an artist.” Me= complete silence with a side of bitchy resting face. By this point, I think he realized that I was silently plotting to kick him in the b*lls during his whole “art” speech. He told me I should “think” about his offer and he’d be in touch. I think I prob sat in my car for like at least 10 mins bc I could not comprehend what just happened. I finally snapped out of it and cruised home replaying that creepy art speech over in my head. Did that really just happen? I’m sure you prob guessed that I did not go out with him again….so don’t y’all run out to the nearest museum and be looking for a replica of my rack…bc it isn’t there! Lol. This guy was a real persistent one though. After several incessant texts/calls/messages etc. I ended having to give him the ole’ Verizon block. Welp, pretty sure Prince Charming would only try to get me back to my carriage on a first date, not ask to sculpt my rack. So, another date gone bad….maybe date 15 would be better? Maybe…
Pro Dating Tip #14
You know what’s NOT a good topic to bring up on a first date? Your date’s “rack”. Oh and while we’re at it…you prob also shouldn’t refer to her breasts as a “rack”. Last…NEWS FLASH: Pretty sure no classy gal will take you up on an offer for sculpting her rack on a second date. You are not Leo and I’m not Rose. So unless, we’re on the set of the Titanic, you won’t be drawing me “like one of those French girls”. #nopetothenopenope