Dating Diaries: Episode 10 + Casual Date Night Outfit

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Floral Kimono //  White Boyfriend Tee //   Dark Blue Skinnies //  Blue Geode Necklace //  Tory Burch Miller Sandals //  RayBan Aviators //  Hermes Clic Clac Bracelet //  Daniel Wellington Petite Melrose Watch //  Gold Stud Earrings //  White Eyelet Tote Bag //  Clear Lucite Lamp (read Dating Diaries below to find out why this is here)

Howdy! Y’all ready for hump day treat? Before I give you some good chuckles on my #hideous past dating experiences…let me holla at ya bout’ this outfit. I love this look for a casual date night bc it is equal parts comfy and cute. This romantic and flowy kimono is from a new little boutique I found called, Windsor. They have some adorable and affordable clothes, plus, they have a new store in Willow Grove Mall for all you Philly area gals. To create this date night look, I paired some dark skinnies with my fave and super comfy burnout tee. To complete the look, I added a dressier pair of flip flops, my Tory Burch miller sandals. They are a closet staple and SOOO worth the splurge!!! Last add a fun tote bag and some sunnies and you are ready for a casual date night out! On a random side note, I love a flowy kimono bc they hide the astronomical amounts of tacos and guac I chow down on #tacotuesday. Lol. Thanks kimono!! 🙂

Dating Diaries: Episode 10

Peep the previous episodes here!!! It makes it more fun to hear the stories leading up to this #tragic tale.

It wouldn’t be Wednesday unless we were hearing about another lord of the d-bags, now would it??? This particular fella really took the cake. As you might be starting to notice, as the bad dates continued, I somehow felt compelled to give some of these losers more than one chance bc I felt like maybe I was being a little too harsh. Spoiler: No, I was not being too harsh. You’ll see, just waittttt! This guy got to three dates! If y’all have been following along the whole series…then you know, I must have been feeling extra kind to let this guy make it to date number 3. I won’t bore you with the first two dates, but date three was where the (insert poop emoji, hehe) hit the fan. For some reason, I was feeling extra nice and let this guy come to my house bc he wanted to grill me up some steaks. There was no way in you know what, that I was going to another’s guys house for awhile after what happened in dating diaries episode 9. Anywhoooo, it was the day of the date and I had went all #monica from Friends on my house, so it was sparkling clean. #ilovecleaning #iknowimweird He showed up at the door and to my surprise he was really prepared. He had thoughtfully made sangria for me..I mean what girl doesn’t love a little wine??? He brought steaks, shrimp, and veggies. I was really starting to feel like this might be starting to shape up to be something great. We chatted for a few, poured drinks, and then I took him on the obligatory “house tour”. We get to my bedroom…and wait for it…he literally yelled out….”you have anal bead lamps.” Me, “Say what now?” He rudely, said again, “You have lamps that look like anal beads.” Oh wow, I thought, what a kind, gentemen-like comment to make on a date’s lighting accessories. Man, I bet his mom would be proud to hear what kind, kind words he spoke. Y’all, let me tell you, you know the lamps that I have. You’ve all seen them….I’ve even included a link to this lamp above and included it in the widget below. I’ll give you a minute to click the link or check the widget bc I really want to know if you thought of anal beads as you looked at that lamp. Yeah, I know, me either. The worst part was he continued to talk about it throughout the night and I was really starting to #dislike this chump. The night went on and we ate dinner, but then the night took a turn for the worse. He was going on and on about how he really wanted to take me to this car race with his friends. At this car race, they would have kegs, watch the race, and then camp out. Welp, I don’t know about y’all..but unless I’m #glamping (glamorous camping) then I’m not doing it. Camping is ust not my thaanngg.  I, of course, did not say that to him, but kindly asked about the shower/bathroom situation. He let me know, that once the race was over, there are NONE. Like, I’m talking about, you have to find your way in the pitch black to a random area and “pop a squat” in the middle of the woods. Um, yeah, no thank you. Pee on a tree = not for me. I told him that I really wasn’t into the whole peeing in the woods thing and he proceeded to tell me that I was such a spoiled and high maintenance girl. I don’t think that even finished that sentence bc I was already telling him to get out. Are you kidding me? This dude was a joke. I know for a fact that no Prince Charming would be making “adult bookstore” references about my darn lamps. At that point, I was really starting to doubt Prince Charming would ever arrive. Maybe, he was on a bad date too???

Pro Dating Tip # 10

A girl who enjoys indoor plumbing is by no means high-maintenance or spoiled. That’s just a plain cray statement to make. Oh and also, try to refrain from talking smack about a girl’s house and especially don’t refer to household items in a sexual way. That’s just #weird.

I hope y’all enjoyed reading this episode!! I sincerely hope none of these things have ever happened to you! Have any first date stories to share?? I’d love to hear from you. Drop me a comment below.

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1 Comment

  1. Vicky
    June 28, 2017 / 4:03 pm

    OMG I can’t stop laughing!!!! I think I need to splurge on the Tory Burch sandals. They are so cute!!!

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